“Black smoke has issued from the Sistine Chapel in Rome, signalling that the second and third votes in the Papal election have been inconclusive.” Well, it now goes down to the viewers vote.… Read More
Reblogged from We Are The Lolocaust: You don’t have to go far to find a news story that declares that video games are responsible for a range of criminal activities, breakdowns in society… Read More
Kim Jong-un ‘don’t want do war’ – Dennis Rodman claims Just to recap – Kim Jong-un is the supreme leader of the Totalitarian Dictatorship, North Korea. He kind of looks like David Lynch… Read More
In SNOOZE magazine this March, George “Oh” has a British Bake-off and “oh” there a lovely slice of slag on the cover again. Hmmmmm. We cover Labour’s attempt to invigorate something, something, wow… Read More
Those who thought the games would continue into infinity, only to be cut-short by limiting the disability classification system, need worry no more. With the BBC’s in-depth 3DHDOCD polished coverage now relegated to iPlayer followed… Read More
UPDATED 5TH MARCH 2013 This is for those of you without the time I afford on such trivial matters. This is the definitive Blatter Goal-line Time-line. Unfortunately for those who hate Blatter, he… Read More
TECHNOLOGY An original World War II Enigma machine is to be used to encrypt messages that will be decoded at Bletchley Park, as part of Cheltenham Science Festival. The recreation of the code-breaking… Read More
TOURISM SPECIAL FEATURE This week is going to be CRAZY. We can feel it in our withered, thin bones here in the Snoozenight studios. It’ll end with a right Royal Bang and it… Read More
ECONOMICS Shares in Facebook closed well below the price at which they were floated amid doubts that the newly listed company can live up to expectations. Analysts stated that the confidence in the… Read More
INTERNATIONAL Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, the only person convicted over the 1988 attack, has died older than Yoda at his home in Libya, aged 623. Released in 2009 on compassionate grounds as Megrahi… Read More
Quick round up, kids…… TECHNOLOGY So this week Facebook floated on the US stockmarket, raising initially $106Bn. This windfall will give Co-Founder Mark Zuckerburg just enough to buy another FarmVille pig-shed and 5… Read More
Entertainment News. Show business. Series 8 of the The Apprentice returns to our screens soon and the new hopefuls have started to set their rickety stalls out courtesy of a BBC press release.… Read More
Warning: this article is certificate 18. Containing strong language, sexual references, moderate fantasy violence and snoozenight losing it to the soundtrack of Dominic Mohan’s garbled garglings. In fact this is just 1000 swear… Read More
Sounding suddlenly less like Davros and more like a bloke up the pub, The Guardian this week covered the “world’s greatest scientific mind of his generation” as he skilfully aligned himself both with… Read More
In light of the Stephen Lawrence sentencing due today, there will be a change to the scheduled Snoozenight.com programming. We will be bringing you the same old rubbish as before. But without the… Read More
The Daily Mail provided wonderful source material in their interview today with everybody’s second favourite Miliband – The Labour Party Leader. “‘I think my worst habit is excessive seriousness’: Ed Miliband on his… Read More
Vast Gas! In these energy-scarce times, it’s always great to hear some good old BBC news regarding the spanking of the UK’s natural resources. Shale gas firm finds ‘vast’ gas resources in Lancashire An… Read More
What Riots? What Party Conferences? What Hurricane? There’s more serious news to report on, don’t you know. Back to business with uncurrent affairs as the Snoozenight offices open full time after the pilot… Read More
Danish Yeast Extracted BBC News, bored of Volcanoes, looks to another Northern European country for further crud to report. This (very popular) article smells of PR bullshit and a brewer’s drain. But apparently… Read More
The Bicker Man With more rowing than Sir Stephen Redgrave’s bathtime The Sun opens the door for some comedy basics, slamming it closed behind them while screaming “what have you been doing up… Read More
Ronald’s Trump Speaking with it’s mouth full, the BBC reports of McDonald’s being put under pressure yet again to kill the world’s most frightening mascot. On Wednesday, a group of 550 healthcare workers… Read More
Believers perplexed after prediction fails For many UK followers, this weekend signified the end of the world. There would be no going back. They and their beloved would be taken forever by a… Read More
Sci-Fa and Sci-Fi Geriatric, fuddy-duddy, cuddly, low-balled-GRILF, Sir David Attenborough issued a strong warning to the House of Commons Select Committee this week. The Independent reported that… Sir David Attenborough has warned that… Read More
“Don’t Tell Him Your Name, Like” It’s been spread all over the news like Pippa Middleton’s ring-piece; it’s a story we can all “poke” fun at from our country “retweet”. Guffaw. This slice… Read More
Neighbours Big news: Having finally slept off the Gin-hangover she’s been carrying for the last two weeks, BBC News reports that The Queen has become the first British monarch in 100 years to visit Ireland.… Read More
Man-Up Flu Question. Spent Tuesday night on a park bench? Worked your way through fifteen cans of Strongbow on a school-night? Wednesday morning hangover? We’ve all been there. Been on the white-wine and… Read More
Pumping Irony Whispering pathetically while blushing, Liberal Democrat Leader, Nick Clegg told the BBC that the Liberal Democrats ‘will be more muscular’. Mr Clegg has been under pressure from Lib Dem activists to… Read More
Mad Men The red-topped Heart & Soul of our fair nation, The Sun newspaper kicked us all in the nuts with a(nother) McCann exclusive. That’s Madeleine not The Eighth Doctor. Kate McCann is… Read More
